Fun With Anthropomorphism

Sam the Seagull sticks it to mankind by shoplifting Doritos from an Aberdeen shop. Apparantly, he does this on a regular basis—and always favors Doritos. Good choice, as the rice cakes are bound to make his stomach explode. Despite the criminal behavior, Sam is generous enough to share his booty with the rest of the flock—which is more than I can say about some folks I know.

Since we’re on the subject of attempting to understand the mysteries of the animal kingdom by over-simplified comparison to the species we know best—us—it’s time for a game of…

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