Travel Journal Part 2: You Do The Kayamath

How am I meant to leave my hotel room when I’ve got this on the television?

The editing! The acting! The “woosh-woosh” sound effects! The gorgeous women! Did I mention the editing???

Thank you, Britain, for introducing me to Kayamath—an Indian soap opera with cuts so mental it makes Domino look serene. Have a gander and stick with it for at least 3 minutes. Believe me, folks, the entire show is cut this way.

Brilliant.